Today, I just felt like giving you guys a lil something to pimp out your kindle to. Real gangstas own a kindle – btw. You’re welcome.
This is The Alchemist, a book written by Pauolo Coelho first published in 1988 about one man’s journey to find the treasures of his dreams.
My first thought about this book was that it didn’t seem that interesting. Plus, I knew nothing about it. So I did what any normal person who doesn’t know anything does, and quickly wikipedia that shit.
And what I found out was that this IS an interesting story that can help create parallels to one’s own worth and overall understanding about one’s own journey in life.
Consequently, seeing that I’ve recently be on that enlightenment tip, I thought I should share. Because contrary to popular belief, I’m a nice guy.
Click on the picture of the book to download the pdf file to your computer, tablet, or mobile device.
If you want the format for a Kindle reading device please follow these simple steps.
Step 1) Download The Alchemist pdf file to your computer
Step 2) Go to this conversion website –> http://ebook.online-convert.com/convert-to-azw3
Step 3) Click on the “Choose Files” button and search for the pdf file you just downloaded.
Step 4) Scroll to the bottom of the conversion website, and hit the button that says “Convert File“.
Step 5) Wait a few seconds.
Step 6) Save the new AZW3 file to your computer.
Step 7) Connect your Kindle to your computer (Remember – real gangstas own a kindle)
Step 8) Go to the documents folder located on your Kindle via your computer.
Step 9) Copy and paste the new AZW3 file you just downloaded into the documents folder.
Step 10) Disconnect your kindle.
Step 11) Sit back and enjoy The Alchemist.
Step 12) Stop reading these steps.
And for all you busy bodies out there, who may not always have time to read (*raises hand*), here is the audio book version of The Alchemist broken down into 4 equal parts.
To download, right click on each section and then select the ‘Save Link As‘ option and just sit there & watch as an mp3 gets downloaded.
Lastly, I’m sure you’re smart enough to figure out how to get an mp3 onto your favorite device.
So there it is folks, I gave you guys a free book to enlighten your life – hell, I even gave you an audio-book for you lazy f*cks who don’t want to read it.
And all for free 99.
Because I’m dope and I do dope shit.
– ezbizzle outz.
(PS – Look out for more giveaways like these in the near future)